sinfulslasher
06 September 2016 @ 08:30 pm
LOOK AT THE TINY MOOSE AND SQUIRREL IN "Entertainment"!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

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sinfulslasher
04 July 2014 @ 08:30 am
Oh Matt, please don't ever stop sharing stuff like that on Twitter.  ♥

bb!Matty
 
 
 
sinfulslasher
08 April 2014 @ 08:15 pm
mommykitten
 
 
sinfulslasher
Gotta love notalwaysright.com...


Call Center | USA

(I work for a service that answers phones for TV commercials. One commercial in particular is giving us all fits! It is for a cup that freezes sweet liquids into slush-ice. The kids have been calling in, in DROVES, trying to get one. The offer is to be paid with a credit card and you have to be 18 or over to get it. This caller sounds like a five year old.)

Me: “Thank you for calling for [Cup Product]! How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah. I wanna [Cup Product] thing.”

Me: “Ma’am, do you have a credit card?”

Caller: “Yeah. It’s 123456789.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but that is not a card number. How old are you?”

Caller: “Uh… I’m a hundred.”

Me: “Ma’am, please get your mommy to come to the phone. If you want a [Cup Product], you have to have an adult with a credit card.”

Caller: *getting crafty* “Uh, well, I already ordered it an’ used my Mommy’s—uh, my card. So, you can send it. Okay?”

Me: “Now look, honey… You need to have an ADULT come to the phone. Go get someone older.”

Caller: “Okay.”

(There is the sound of the receiver being put down, then instantly picked up again. I hear the same voice, now pitched much lower.)

Caller: “Hello? This is my Daddy. Please send me the [Cup Product] thingy, please!”

 
 
 
sinfulslasher
18 February 2013 @ 06:41 pm
I may have actually flailed to death watching this a bajillion times.



MATT BOMER AND TIM DEKAY RULE MY WORLD!!!

Best. Bromance. Ever. (And not just on the show. \o/)

(I will never be able to listen to The World's Most Horrific Song Ever (TM) without thinking of them now. This is, by the way, a Good Thing. Because their rendition is made of awesomesauce!)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
This? Is so totally my five-year old version of "Second Chances" wee!Tony. TOTALLY.

And look! It took place in Virginia. This is absolutely Gibbs taking his wee!Tony to the diner. You know, The Diner. Elaine would adore wee!Tony, most definitely. (Her name was Elaine, wasn't it?)

Anyway.

*dies*

(Coffee Shop | Virginia, USA)

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

 
 
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sinfulslasher
12 November 2011 @ 11:35 am
Okay, Michael, stop being so adorable! I mean it!

He just single-handedly kick-started my "Second Chances" muse again just by tweeting this piccie:

pic behind cut cuz it's huge )

How adorably cute is he anyway?!?! *melts* Look at that smile!!! And he looks to be about the age I have Little Tony be in "Second Chances" right now. So, imagine that kid *points above* charming the socks off growly bear Gibbs. Yeah.

*wanders off to start writing*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
12 November 2011 @ 11:35 am
Okay, Michael, stop being so adorable! I mean it!

He just single-handedly kick-started my "Second Chances" muse again just by tweeting this piccie:

pic behind cut cuz it's huge )

How adorably cute is he anyway?!?! *melts* Look at that smile!!! And he looks to be about the age I have Little Tony be in "Second Chances" right now. So, imagine that kid *points above* charming the socks off growly bear Gibbs. Yeah.

*wanders off to start writing*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
01 August 2011 @ 08:10 am
I wanted to thank everyone you wished me a happy birthday yesterday, be it via e-card or naughty comment here in LJ or by sending me an e-mail or posting awesome piccies or whatever. I feel loved! :)

Wasn't home much yesterday so am only now getting around to checking out everything, but enjoying myself immensely.

So, thanks, y'all! :D

Big group hug!
 
 
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sinfulslasher
01 August 2011 @ 08:10 am
I wanted to thank everyone you wished me a happy birthday yesterday, be it via e-card or naughty comment here in LJ or by sending me an e-mail or posting awesome piccies or whatever. I feel loved! :)

Wasn't home much yesterday so am only now getting around to checking out everything, but enjoying myself immensely.

So, thanks, y'all! :D

Big group hug!
 
 
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sinfulslasher
09 July 2011 @ 10:52 pm


Sooo...does that mean MW just smooched me? *polishes halo*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
09 July 2011 @ 10:52 pm


Sooo...does that mean MW just smooched me? *polishes halo*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
27 May 2011 @ 05:12 pm
Usually, I post stuff from http://notalwaysright.com when it inspires me to write funny scenes (mostly featuring Gibbs and coffee...or Gibbs and driving...or Gibbs and...well, you get the idea). Anyway, this here has nothing to do with Gibbs and writing anything, it just made me go AWWW...

Making A Hug(e) Difference

Clothing Store | Los Angeles, CA, USA

(I’m having a very bad day, having dealt with a series of unpleasant customers. I have a half-hearted smile on my face, when a six year old boy walks in. He stares at me for a second, then gives me a hug.)

Me: “Thanks, but where is your mommy?”

Boy: “She’ll be here soon.”

Me: “She might not want you hugging random strangers.”

(He shakes his head.)

Boy: “Mommy says retail people need more hugs. You looked like you needed one.”

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sinfulslasher
27 May 2011 @ 05:12 pm
Usually, I post stuff from http://notalwaysright.com when it inspires me to write funny scenes (mostly featuring Gibbs and coffee...or Gibbs and driving...or Gibbs and...well, you get the idea). Anyway, this here has nothing to do with Gibbs and writing anything, it just made me go AWWW...

Making A Hug(e) Difference

Clothing Store | Los Angeles, CA, USA

(I’m having a very bad day, having dealt with a series of unpleasant customers. I have a half-hearted smile on my face, when a six year old boy walks in. He stares at me for a second, then gives me a hug.)

Me: “Thanks, but where is your mommy?”

Boy: “She’ll be here soon.”

Me: “She might not want you hugging random strangers.”

(He shakes his head.)

Boy: “Mommy says retail people need more hugs. You looked like you needed one.”

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